Demetri Martin

Nothing wise was ever printed upon an apron. ↗

— Demetri Martin

#nothing #printed #upon #wise

People only have so much attention. ↗

— Demetri Martin

#much #only #people

Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away. ↗

— Demetri Martin

#because #fun #funny #go #i

Stand-up is like a row boat: it's fun and romantic when you're choosing to do it. But if you have no other choice than to be in a row boat it's not as enjoyable; that's survival. ↗

— Demetri Martin

#choice #choosing #enjoyable #fun #like

The comedians I liked were Bill Cosby and Steven Wright, like just always as a comedic actor. I always liked Gary Larson, who's really funny for a cartoonist, obviously. ↗

— Demetri Martin

#always #bill #cartoonist #comedians #comedic

The shortest feedback loop I can think of is doing improvisation in front of an audience. ↗

— Demetri Martin

#doing #feedback #front #i #i can

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades. ↗

— Demetri Martin

#during #game #heart #time #worst

To me, comedy is a game. ↗

— Demetri Martin

#game #me

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.' ↗

— Demetri Martin

#finish #go #i #jigsaw #jigsaw puzzle

When I was a kid, I always wanted to live in California because I liked skateboarding. ↗

— Demetri Martin

#because #california #i #i always #kid