David Sedaris

I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, 'I need a letter opener. I guess I'll have to kill a deer. ↗

— David Sedaris

#funny #guess #i #i love #just

I don't have email. ↗

— David Sedaris

#i

I always think it's a good policy to like the people who like you. ↗

— David Sedaris

#good #i #i always #like #people

But I don't distinguish between being laughed with, and laughed at. I'll take either. ↗

— David Sedaris

#between #distinguish #either #i #laughed

Sometimes with 'The New Yorker,' they have grammar rules that just don't feel right in my mouth. ↗

— David Sedaris

#grammar #just #mouth #new #new yorker

I sometimes read books on my iPad. ↗

— David Sedaris

#i #ipad #read #sometimes

My family isn't really all that different from anyone else's. Well, maybe they're a bit more entertaining. ↗

— David Sedaris

#bit #different #else #entertaining #family

I started writing one afternoon when I was twenty, and ever since then I have written every day. At first I had to force myself. Then it became part of my identity, and I did it without thinking. ↗

— David Sedaris

#became #day #did #ever #every

I tend to show everything I do to my family, to check they won't be offended. ↗

— David Sedaris

#everything #family #i #i do #offended

I think it's important to take chances. ↗

— David Sedaris

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