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David Sedaris

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Do I exaggerate? Boy, do I, and I'd do it more if I could get away with it.


— David Sedaris


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But most good movies have a gun in them.


— David Sedaris


#good movies #gun #most #movies #them

But I'm a humorist. I'm not a reporter, I never pretended to be a reporter.


— David Sedaris


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Because I've always been a fairly nervous person.


— David Sedaris


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As a foreigner in London, I like that there are so many other foreigners.


— David Sedaris


#foreigners #i #like #london #many

I haven't got the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure it out.


— David Sedaris


#case #change #ever #figure #got

Also, I used to think that one day I might get someone to iron my shirts, but the truth is I really like doing them myself.


— David Sedaris


#day #doing #get #i #iron

Actually I liked that 'Let the Right One In,' that Swedish vampire movie.


— David Sedaris


#i #liked #movie #right #swedish

I've been keeping diaries for 27 years.


— David Sedaris


#diaries #i #keeping #years

I started writing when I was twenty, and my first book came out seventeen years later.


— David Sedaris


#came #first #i #later #out






About David Sedaris

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Did you know about David Sedaris?

Sedaris was raised in a suburb of Raleigh North Carolina. Sedaris and his sister Amy shared "The Talent Family" credit on the latter's short-lived sketch comedy show Exit 57 while David was a contributing writer.

Much of Sedaris's humor is autobiographical and self-deprecating and often concerns his family life his middle-class upbringing in the suburbs of Raleigh North Carolina Greek heritage jobs education drug use obsessive behaviors and his life in France London and the South Downs. He publiDavid Sedarisd his first collection of essays and short stories Barrel Fever in 1994. In 2010 he released a collection of anthropomorphic stories Squirrel Seeks Chipmunk: A Modest Bestiary.

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