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    David Brenner

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    A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. ↗


    — David Brenner

    #anything #children #eat #person #vegetarian

    When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine. ↗


    — David Brenner

    #bar #capital #girl #go #i

    I don't like to watch golf on television because I can't stand people who whisper. ↗


    — David Brenner

    #golf #i #like #people #stand

    Entrepreneurs with disabilities are overwhelmingly successful. ↗


    — David Brenner

    #entrepreneurs #overwhelmingly #successful

    Nothing is going to stop Mike Tyson that doesn't have a motor attached. ↗


    — David Brenner

    #going #mike #mike tyson #motor #nothing

    We're careful not to saturate people. ↗


    — David Brenner

    #people #saturate






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    Brenner and the mother of his first son Cole fought a bitter custody battle lasting several years in The Supreme Court of New York. Brenner was ranked #53 on Comedy Central Presents: 100 Greatest Stand-Ups of All Time. Brenner was also engaged to figure skater Tai Babilonia.

    David Brenner (born February 4 1936) is an American standup comedian actor and author.

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