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    Dane Cook

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    I've lived in LA for so long, I don't even know what is real and what isn't any more. ↗


    — Dane Cook

    #even #i #know #la #lived

    In the year 3000, everything will be instant. ↗


    — Dane Cook

    #instant #will #year

    Jim Norton and Harland Williams always make me laugh. ↗


    — Dane Cook

    #jim #laugh #make #make me laugh #me

    My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor. ↗


    — Dane Cook

    #great #humor #just #regular #senses

    My nickname for my mom was 'The Compass.' ↗


    — Dane Cook

    #mom #nickname

    My professional dreams were coming true while I was living a personal nightmare. ↗


    — Dane Cook

    #dreams #i #living #nightmare #personal

    No one wants to drown. Drowning would be the worst. Cause everyone knows that feeling. That feeling, oh it's the worst... when you think you're drowning. ↗


    — Dane Cook

    #drown #drowning #everyone #feeling #knows

    Nothing is a better icebreaker than a great joke. ↗


    — Dane Cook

    #great #joke #nothing #than

    People know I have a good time on stage. I love my life. I love my job. ↗


    — Dane Cook

    #good time #i #i love #job #know

    That MySpace is the story of the year. Everyone but my mother is on it. ↗


    — Dane Cook

    #mother #myspace #story #year






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    He explains:

    I wanted to create a stage persona for myself that allowed me to really speak about anything I want. Tours
    Tourgasm 2006 (w/ Robert Kelly Gary Gulman Jay Davis)
    Rough Around The Edges Tour 2007
    Globo Thermo Tour 2009 (w/ Robert Kelly and Al Del Bene) – In a Shave Magazine review of the Globo Thermo tour Jake Tomlinson expressed that "his live performance quite enjoyable" and gave the concert 4 out of 5 stars.

    As an actor Cook has appeared in films since 1997 including Mystery Men Waiting. Dane Jeffrey Cook (born March 18 1972) is an American stand-up comedian and film actor. Employee of the Month Good Luck Chuck Dan in Real Life Mr.

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