Dane Cook

I have a new saying, what I see in Vegas, I am telling everybody. ↗

— Dane Cook

#humor

I'm going to hell, ahhhhh ... but you're laughing, so you're coming ↗

— Dane Cook

#comedy

I'm not racist, I've got a black president ↗

— Dane Cook

#humor #humor

ah, what am I suppose to say to an atheist when he sneezes, ah, when you die nothing happen ↗

— Dane Cook

#humor #religion #humor

I believe in people getting what's coming to them but don't hold grudges either. We all hurt people, fail & hopefully grow from adversity. Basically, eat shit & thrive ↗

— Dane Cook

#adversity

In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home I was a freak. ↗

— Dane Cook

#home #i #junior #junior year #kinda

I like fearless characters, people just not afraid to do anything it takes to make people laugh. ↗

— Dane Cook

#anything #characters #fearless #i #just

Anger has a way of seeping into every other emotion and planting itself in there. ↗

— Dane Cook

#emotion #every #into #itself #other

Christina can sing all the notes, but Britney is just hot! ↗

— Dane Cook

#christina #hot #just #notes #sing

I don't have to do anything for anyone else's benefit anymore. I just want to exceed my own expectations. ↗

— Dane Cook

#anyone #anything #benefit #else #exceed