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Dan Quisenberry

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A manager uses a relief pitcher like a six shooter, he fires until it's empty then takes the gun and throws it at the villain.


— Dan Quisenberry


#fires #gun #like #manager #pitcher

I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.


— Dan Quisenberry


#i #like #longer #much #only

Our fielders have to catch a lot of balls, or at least deflect them to someone who can.


— Dan Quisenberry


#catch #deflect #least #lot #our

Reggie Jackson hit one off me that's still burrowing its way to Los Angeles.


— Dan Quisenberry


#hit #jackson #los #los angeles #me

The future is much like the present, only longer.


— Dan Quisenberry


#like #longer #much #only #present






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He also emerged as one of baseball's most quotable characters with bon mots like "I found a delivery in my flaw" and "I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer. His career rate of walks per 9 innings pitched is the lowest since 1926. Ten days later the St.

: /ˈkwɪzənbɛri/; February 7 1953 – September 30 1998) was an American right-handed relief pitcher in Major League Baseball who played primarily for the Kansas City Royals. Notable for his submarine-style pitching delivery and his humorous quotes he led the American League in saves a record five times (1980 1982–85) and retired in 1990 with 244 saves then the 6th-highest total in major league history. Dan Raymond "Quiz" Quisenberry (pron.

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