Craig Ferguson

I'm a terrible interviewer. I'm not a journalist - although I have a Peabody Award - and I'm not really a late-night host. What I am is honest. ↗

— Craig Ferguson

#am #award #honest #host #i

I'm careful with money. ↗

— Craig Ferguson

#i #money

I'm crazy. I know I'm crazy 'cause Desmond Tutu told me, and he's very clever. He said, 'You must free yourself, be more of who you are. Be more crazy.' And I'm going to. ↗

— Craig Ferguson

#clever #crazy #desmond #free #going

I'm not aware of having a creepy laugh, but apparently I do. ↗

— Craig Ferguson

#aware #creepy #having #i #i do

I'm reading a book, because I'm brainy. No, it is a book - if you don't know, it is like a blog except bigger. ↗

— Craig Ferguson

#bigger #blog #book #brainy #except

I've been running my whole life. Running into bars, running around the world. But when you have a child, you can't run. That was a revelation. ↗

— Craig Ferguson

#bars #been #child #i #into

I've got young kids, so it suits me to do a job which keeps me in town right now. ↗

— Craig Ferguson

#i #job #keeps #kids #me

I've started looking at my own father a bit funny. He assures me, though, that I really am the son of a Scottish postman. ↗

— Craig Ferguson

#assures #bit #father #funny #i

If Scotland and America go to war, I'm afraid I've already sworn in. ↗

— Craig Ferguson

#already #america #go #i #scotland

If we are now holding late-night talk-show hosts to the same moral accountability as we hold politicians or clergymen, I'm out. I'm gone. ↗

— Craig Ferguson

#clergymen #gone #hold #holding #hosts