Craig Ferguson

I have to do a show which is of interest to me, or else I'm lost. ↗

— Craig Ferguson

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I hope what I do has an art to it, and as an artist you have to try new things and keep yourself entertained. ↗

— Craig Ferguson

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I proved to my own satisfaction that I am madder than I think. ↗

— Craig Ferguson

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I realized women and humor were linked very closely. ↗

— Craig Ferguson

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I said that the only way I could have a band that would work in the format of my show is if the band were crap. So if I have a band they'd have to really suck. ↗

— Craig Ferguson

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I think comedy comes more from a low sense of self-esteem, and I certainly have that. ↗

— Craig Ferguson

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I think I'm just someone that just tries to get by. I'm kind of - if it was during the Second World War, I'd be a black marketeer, I think. ↗

— Craig Ferguson

#during #get #i #i think #just

I try and live my life in bite-size chunks. ↗

— Craig Ferguson

#i #life #live #my life #try

I used to psych myself up before the show and now I do the complete opposite: I psych myself down. It's 12:30 at night, you don't want some guy yelling at you. You want some guy just talking to you. ↗

— Craig Ferguson

#complete #complete opposite #down #guy #i

I wanted to be a rock star. ↗

— Craig Ferguson

#rock #rock star #star #wanted