Craig Ferguson

I aim to please. I'm nothing if not a vaudevillian. ↗

— Craig Ferguson

#i #nothing #please

I am probably a pseudo-intellectual. ↗

— Craig Ferguson

#i #i am #probably

I am reasonably happy. I didn't find Jesus or anything like that. Part of it is that I just feel that I could go home. I did not feel like that for a long time, but I could go back now. ↗

— Craig Ferguson

#anything #back #could #did #feel

I come from a very critical culture. You know the Scots. They're always saying: 'Oh, no. It will never work. You'll never amount to anything. You've got to know your place in the world.' ↗

— Craig Ferguson

#amount #anything #come #critical #culture

I do a show. It comes on late at night on TV. And if that means I'm a late-night talk show host, then I guess I am, but in every other regard I resign my commission, I don't care for it. ↗

— Craig Ferguson

#care #comes #commission #every #guess

I don't get emails from my corporate overlords. ↗

— Craig Ferguson

#emails #get #i

I don't know now if I'm funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that's funny. ↗

— Craig Ferguson

#hit #hope #i #just #keep

I don't see my show as a stepping stone to something else like some people, who get a job then have a foot out the door looking for their next job. ↗

— Craig Ferguson

#else #foot #get #i #job

I dropped out of high school when I was 16, after I had a huge argument with my English teacher over the meaning of the word 'existentialism.' ↗

— Craig Ferguson

#argument #dropped #english #english teacher #had

I have no ambitions beyond being comfortable in what I do for a living - and earning a living. ↗

— Craig Ferguson

#beyond #comfortable #earning #i #i do