Craig Ferguson

Ros was dead. He had loved heroin more than it loved him. I was shocked beyond imagining; he was the first of my friends to fall. ↗

— Craig Ferguson

#drugs #friendship #heroin #death

Laughter separates us from despair, and gives us a chance at love. ↗

— Craig Ferguson

#love #love

From this moment on I'd dedicate my life to rock and roll and take as many drugs as possible. What could possibly go wrong? ↗

— Craig Ferguson

#humor #rock-and-roll #humor

For my birthday that year Anne gave me an inflatable atlas globe, along with a birthday card in which she wrote: I give you the world. Have fun blowing it up. ↗

— Craig Ferguson

#humor

I found out it is just as hard to make a movie that you are not proud of as it is to make one you love. ↗

— Craig Ferguson

#effort #love #pride #work #love

With good parody, you have to be smarter that the people you’re parodying. ↗

— Craig Ferguson

#parody #intelligence

Old people really do have a secret though. You wanna know what it is? Luck. ↗

— Craig Ferguson

#luck #secret #age

I found the prospect daunting, but somehow comforting, too, because the counselors insisted it could be done, and, after all, many of them were recovering alcoholics themselves. ↗

— Craig Ferguson

#comfort #recovery #rehab #recovery

114 isn't as old as it used to be they say its the new 104. ↗

— Craig Ferguson

#age

I think comedy as an art involves the audience as a participant as much as is involves the artist. ↗

— Craig Ferguson

#audience #comedy #art