Craig Bruce

When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let's kill all the anarchists. ↗

— Craig Bruce

#declared #first #first thing #kill #the first thing

When trying to locate something, search your mind first. ↗

— Craig Bruce

#locate #mind #search #something #trying

When you are finished with it, put it back in the first place that you looked for it. ↗

— Craig Bruce

#finished #first #looked #place #put

When you talk to yourself, at least you know that someone is listening. ↗

— Craig Bruce

#least #listening #someone #talk #you

Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice! ↗

— Craig Bruce

#double #head #invented #shot #should

Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so fast recently that they can solve the Halting Problem in five seconds flat. ↗

— Craig Bruce

#become #business #computers #fast #five