Colin Quinn

My stand-up act? I combine the fact that the world is a violent place with the fact that each person is responsible for the situation they are in. ↗

— Colin Quinn

#combine #each #fact #i #person

The ancient Greeks were the first ones to say an unexamined life is not worth living. They don't tell you of course what we found out, an examined life not that fascinating either. ↗

— Colin Quinn

#ancient greeks #course #either #examined #fascinating

Everybody says before reviews come out, 'Oh, reviews don't matter,' just in case they're bad; everyone want to brace themselves. ↗

— Colin Quinn

#before #case #come #everybody #everyone

Everybody's funny in different ways. ↗

— Colin Quinn

#different ways #everybody #funny #ways

Everybody's got a different sense of humor. It's just different styles. ↗

— Colin Quinn

#different sense #different styles #everybody #got #humor

He is very dry but also very funny... I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic person, it's not a good place for you to be. ↗

— Colin Quinn

#also #dry #feel #funny #good

I always wanted to write as much as perform. ↗

— Colin Quinn

#i #i always #much #perform #wanted

I don't know any comedian who tailors his act to his audience. Maybe people say they do, but I can't even imagine them. ↗

— Colin Quinn

#any #audience #comedian #even #his

I get the impression the English kings were witty, for some reason. I feel like all you had was your wit. ↗

— Colin Quinn

#feel #get #had #i #i feel

My name has zero value. ↗

— Colin Quinn

#value #zero