Colin Mochrie

Hey, Ryan, if Sting retires, will he change his name to Stung? ↗

— Colin Mochrie

#hey #his #name #retires #ryan

I do enjoy working with Ryan although he owes me money. ↗

— Colin Mochrie

#enjoy #i #i do #me #money

I have many favorite artists... Van Gogh as one, but he didn't really sing a lot! ↗

— Colin Mochrie

#favorite #gogh #i #lot #many

Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine! ↗

— Colin Mochrie

#believe #disagree #nine #other #out

I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs. ↗

— Colin Mochrie

#handsome #i #ifs

Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come on down. We're going crazy. ↗

— Colin Mochrie

#asylum #bad #bad taste #come #crazy

My god! It's a hamster with explosives taped around it's waist! ↗

— Colin Mochrie

#explosives #god #taped #waist

My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever. ↗

— Colin Mochrie

#absolutely #accomplishment #date #important #keep

Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries. ↗

— Colin Mochrie

#mother #please #second #she #then

The Beatles, Rolling Stones, Barbra Streisand, Bruce Springsteen, these are just some of the people who threatened to sue if we used their songs. ↗

— Colin Mochrie

#barbra streisand #beatles #bruce #bruce springsteen #just