Chuck Palahniuk

Suicide is very contagious. ↗

— Chuck Palahniuk

#suicide #death

Our great war is a spiritual war. Our great depression is our lives. ↗

— Chuck Palahniuk

#life

Looming visage noble American colonel. Courageous, renown of history, Colonel Sanders, image forever accompanied odor of sacrificial meat. Eternal flame offering wind savory perfume roasted flesh. ↗

— Chuck Palahniuk

#courage

If you ask me, reincarnation is just another way to procrastinate. ↗

— Chuck Palahniuk

#reincarnation #procrastination

The shortest distance between two points is a time line, a schedule, a map of your time, the itinerary for the rest of your life. Nothing shows you the straight line from here to death like a list. ↗

— Chuck Palahniuk

#death

Every evening, I died, and every evening, I was born. ↗

— Chuck Palahniuk

#death

How she looks is watered-down. How she looks is disappearing. How she looks is erased. "Don't stress", she says. "This is just me not wearing any makeup. ↗

— Chuck Palahniuk

#humor #life #women #beauty

they all think men are obsolete. useless. as if we're just some sexual appendix. ↗

— Chuck Palahniuk

#men #sexy-humor #men

this isn't so much romance as it is opportunity [victor mancini] ↗

— Chuck Palahniuk

#human-relationships #humor #life #love #life

The most boring thing in the entire world," Brandy says, "is nudity." The second most boring thing, she says, is honesty. ↗

— Chuck Palahniuk

#invisible-monsters #life #life