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Read through the most famous quotes from Chuck Palahniuk
Don't do this. I love you. Don't shut me out. ↗
— Chuck Palahniuk
#love
I'm an invisible monster. I'm incapable of loving anybody. You don't know which is worse. ↗
#inspirational-attitude #monsters #attitude
He was the kind of boy any young girl should date while she's still able to recover. ↗
#girl #rant #dating
You had a near life experience. ↗
#life #experience
A woman eats to feed her pussy." Meaning: Anything we do to excess is in compensation for not getting a minimum amount of sexual gratification. ↗
#sex #food
That's the best revenge of all: happiness. Nothing drives people crazier than seeing someone have a good fricken life. ↗
#humor
Yeah. Well. Whatever. You can't teach God anything. ↗
#fight-club #humor #humor
I'm in love. So kill me. ↗
At first, the new owner pretends he never looked at the living room floor. ↗
#first-sentence
The same as real life, there is no happily ever after. ↗
#life
He maintains homes in the states of Oregon and Washington. Charles Michael "Chuck" Palahniuk (pron.