Chuck Palahniuk

If Marilyn Monroe was alive right now, what would she be doing?' Clawing at the roof of her coffin. ↗

— Chuck Palahniuk

#humor

The voice says, maybe you don't go to hell for the things you do. Maybe you go to hell for the things you don't do. The things you don't finish. ↗

— Chuck Palahniuk

#insight #life #life-lessons #living #motivation

HELLO! Look at me. HELLO! I am so ZEN. This is BLOOD. This is NOTHING. Hello. Everything is nothing, and it's so cool to be ENLIGHTENED. Like me. ↗

— Chuck Palahniuk

#enlightenment

Tyler gets me a job as a waiter, after that Tyler's pushing a gun in my mouth and saying, the first step to eternal life is you have to die. ↗

— Chuck Palahniuk

#life

All you can do is hope for a pattern to emerge, and sometimes it never does. Still, with a plan, you only get the best you can imagine. I'd always hoped for something better than that. ↗

— Chuck Palahniuk

#imagination

This isn't about love as in caring. This is about property as in ownership. ↗

— Chuck Palahniuk

#fight-club #love

My point is, that if I'm honest, my life is all about me. ↗

— Chuck Palahniuk

#life

Nothing shows you the straight line from here to death like a list. ↗

— Chuck Palahniuk

#humor #death

Recycling and speed limits are bullshit. They're like someone who quits smoking on his deathbed. ↗

— Chuck Palahniuk

#realism #environmentalism

When you're thinking about the rest of your life, you're never really thinking more than a couple years down the road. ↗

— Chuck Palahniuk

#life #life