Chuck Palahniuk

No matter how much you love someone, you still want to have you own way. ↗

— Chuck Palahniuk

#domination #life #love #relationships #life

You can spend your whole life building a wall of facts between you and anything real. ↗

— Chuck Palahniuk

#life

What makes earth feel like hell is our expectation that it should feel like heaven. ↗

— Chuck Palahniuk

#expectation #heaven #hell #life #life

First your parents, they give you your life, but then they try to give you their life. ↗

— Chuck Palahniuk

#life

Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please? ↗

— Chuck Palahniuk

#humor

Skinny guys fight till they're burger. ↗

— Chuck Palahniuk

#life #men #life

That’s pretty much how we get through our own lives, watching television. Smoking crap. Self-medicating. Redirecting our attention. Jacking off. Denial. ↗

— Chuck Palahniuk

#television

Most of the laugh tracks on television were recorded in the early 1950’s. These days, most of the people you hear laughing are dead. ↗

— Chuck Palahniuk

#horror #trivia #humor

I still love him so much I'll hide any amount of conjugated estrogen in his food. So much I'll do anything to destroy him. ↗

— Chuck Palahniuk

#love #food

Me with nothing left to lose, plotting my big revenge in the spotlight. Give me violent revenge fantasies as a coping mechanism. ↗

— Chuck Palahniuk

#inspirational