Chuck Klosterman

When exactly did every housewife in America become a whore? ↗

— Chuck Klosterman

#whores #women #humor

The Sims is an escapist vehicle for people who want to escape to where they already are, which is why I thought this game was made precisely for me. ↗

— Chuck Klosterman

#humor

Outcasts may grow up to be novelists and filmmakers and computer tycoons, but they will never be the athletic ruling class. ↗

— Chuck Klosterman

#sports #humor

Humanity takes itself too seriously. It is the world's original sin. If cavemen had known how to laugh, history would have been different. ↗

— Chuck Klosterman

#humor #laughter #humor

We are always dying, all the time. That's what living is; living is dying, little by little. It is a sequenced collection of individualized deaths. ↗

— Chuck Klosterman

#living #death

Sarcasm is when you tell someone the truth by lying on purpose. ↗

— Chuck Klosterman

#humor #lies #lying #sarcasm #truth

We assume that all statements must be mild inversions of the truth, because it's too weird to imagine people who aren't casually lying, pretty much all the time. ↗

— Chuck Klosterman

#lying #imagination

It might sound chauvinistic, but there is a sad reality in rock music: Bands who depend on support from females inevitably crash and burn. ↗

— Chuck Klosterman

#music

My mind and gut are never simpatico: Every time I think somebody likes me, she doesn't; every time I think somebody doesn't like me, she does. This has never changed and I'm certain it never will. ↗

— Chuck Klosterman

#change

As of right now, I am in love with her, and that love is the biggest problem in my life. ↗

— Chuck Klosterman

#life