Chris Rock

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Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest!


— Chris Rock


#american idol #christopher #christopher reeve #contest #dance

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.


— Chris Rock


#compliments #food #life #need #only

You can write a great country record and still be angry. Who's angrier than Toby Keith? He's angrier than the average 10 rappers.


— Chris Rock


#average #country #great #great country #keith

Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollar, we wouldn't have any innocent bystanders.


— Chris Rock


#because #bullet #control #cost #dollar

A man is only as faithful as his options.


— Chris Rock


#his #man #only #options

If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near fourty.


— Chris Rock


#looks #near #she #sixteen #tells

Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time.


— Chris Rock


#married #married people #miserable #only #people

You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.


— Chris Rock


#pay #take #taxes #you

Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to.


— Chris Rock


#go #malls #people #same #town

Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else.


— Chris Rock


#everybody #everybody else #gay #got #miserable






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Christopher Julius "Chris" Rock III (born February 7 1965) is an American comedian actor screenwriter television producer film producer and director. He went on to more prominent film roles and a series of acclaimed comedy specials for HBO. He was voted as the fifth greatest stand-up comedian of all time by Comedy Central.