Chris Rock

Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing. ↗

— Chris Rock

#being #criminals #everyone #favorite #mine

A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage. ↗

— Chris Rock

#great #humor #long #long way #marriage

A white boy that makes C's in college can make it to the White House. ↗

— Chris Rock

#college #house #make #makes #white

Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special. ↗

— Chris Rock

#charlie #charlie brown #even #halloween #his

Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time. ↗

— Chris Rock

#married #married people #miserable #only #people

You can only offend me if you mean something to me. ↗

— Chris Rock

#mean #offend #only #something #you

Now that I have children, I realize taking care of my children is more fun than anything in the whole world. ↗

— Chris Rock

#care #children #fun #i #more

I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot. ↗

— Chris Rock

#get #getting #i #live #neighborhood

If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near fourty. ↗

— Chris Rock

#looks #near #she #sixteen #tells

If you properly clean a room, it gets dirtier before it gets cleaner. ↗

— Chris Rock

#clean #cleaner #gets #properly #room