Chris Rock

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity. ↗

— Chris Rock

#excuse #get #high #i #i wish

Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know? ↗

— Chris Rock

#comedy #race #racism #society #love

We got so much food in America we're allergic to food. Allergic to food! Hungry people ain't allergic to shit. You think anyone in Rwanda's got a fucking lactose intolerance?! ↗

— Chris Rock

#hunger #plenty #wealth #food

Men are as faithful as their options. ↗

— Chris Rock

#men #faith

You cannot win in a fight against women, cause men have a need to make sense ↗

— Chris Rock

#women #humor

Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it's about having a lot of options. ↗

— Chris Rock

#options #wealth #money

Women need food, water, and compliments That's right. And an occasional pair of shoes. ↗

— Chris Rock

#women #food

Men lie the most, women tell the biggest lies. ↗

— Chris Rock

#lies #men #women #men

Anyone who makes up their mind about an issue before they hear the issue is a fool. ↗

— Chris Rock

#humor

You don't pay taxes - they take taxes. ↗

— Chris Rock

#pay #take #taxes #you