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If a terrorist group wanted to hit Britain, all they'd have to do is kill 100 random celebrities. The country would have a nervous breakown. ↗
— Chris Morris
#celebrities #country #group #hit #kill
No matter how heinous someone's behaviour, if you make them a comic character, you can't expect people to hate them. ↗
#character #comic #expect #hate #heinous
When people say 'love to hate', they actually mean 'love to be appalled by' - if they truly hated them, they'd never repeat a catch phrase. ↗
#appalled #catch #catch phrase #hate #hated
A sitcom isn't usually the right tool for satire. ↗
#satire #sitcom #tool #usually
I just feel tired now if people are shocked. If it's not for you, just don't bloody watch it. ↗
#feel #i #just #now #people
The pursuit of approval usually ends in disaster. ↗
#disaster #ends #pursuit #usually
The thing about a sense of humour is that it's not bestowed on the good. It's just randomly dished out. ↗
#bestowed #good #humour #just #out
There are works of fiction which seek to explain jihadi terrorists as the militant wing of Amnesty International. I don't buy that. ↗
#buy #explain #fiction #i #international
You can only maintain your interest if you're travelling more in ignorance than knowledge. ↗
#interest #knowledge #maintain #more #only
Morris philosophy professor.