Chelsea Handler

This women/ killer was a testament to my theory that the crazier you are, the more calories you burn. That's why psychos are always so skinny. ↗

— Chelsea Handler

#humor

I was in a tailspin of confusion I hadn't experienced since the first time I heard George W. Bush speak. ↗

— Chelsea Handler

#funny

I had to sit down and explain to [her friend] that AA was for quitters ↗

— Chelsea Handler

#humor

We went to a Barnes and Noble, where I picked up an unauthorized biography of M.C. Hammer, and not wanting to overload her on her first book, I steered Dumb Dumb toward a Choose Your Own Adventure. ↗

— Chelsea Handler

#humor

I love a stupid joke, something that doesn't make any sense. ↗

— Chelsea Handler

#i #i love #joke #love #make

It's a dream come true to have someone else portray me. Because I've been living this life for a long time, and I'm over myself. ↗

— Chelsea Handler

#been #come #dream #else #i

It's a pleasure to play my sister because everything I've accused her of my whole life, I can now re-enact before her eyes. ↗

— Chelsea Handler

#because #before #everything #eyes #her

People ask me why I'm so hard on men. It's because they've gotten a really easy ride. And it's not that I think women should take over the world. But I do think it should be 50/50. ↗

— Chelsea Handler

#because #easy #gotten #hard #i

The challenge is to keep it fresh. If you're talking about Britney Spears over and over, it's very hard to keep that interesting. ↗

— Chelsea Handler

#britney #britney spears #challenge #fresh #hard

We women have to stick together. ↗

— Chelsea Handler

#together #women