Charlie Sheen

Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh. ↗

— Charlie Sheen

#crush #duh #losers #night #winning

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. ↗

— Charlie Sheen

#called #charlie #charlie sheen #i #i am

I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. It's a big landfill. ↗

— Charlie Sheen

#being #big #camp #day #days

I'm dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don't have time for these clowns. ↗

— Charlie Sheen

#clowns #coffee #cup #dealing #first

But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know. ↗

— Charlie Sheen

#been #focus #forty #forty years #funny

From my big beautiful warlock brain, welcome to 'Sheen's Korner' ... You're either in my corner, or you're with the trolls. ↗

— Charlie Sheen

#big #brain #corner #either #sheen

You can't process me with a normal brain. ↗

— Charlie Sheen

#me #normal #process #you

I have defeated this earthworm with my words. Imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists. ↗

— Charlie Sheen

#defeated #done #fire #fists #i

Uncertainty is a sign of humility, and humility is just the ability or the willingness to learn. ↗

— Charlie Sheen

#humility #just #learn #sign #uncertainty

Here's the good news. If I realize that I'm insane, then I'm okay with it. I'm not dangerous insane. ↗

— Charlie Sheen

#good #good news #here #i #insane