Charles M. Schulz

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. ↗

— Charles M. Schulz

#crab #grass #lawn #life #sisters

That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.... ↗

— Charles M. Schulz

#puppy #life

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement. ↗

— Charles M. Schulz

#dog #hope #i #little #probably

Never lie in bed at night asking yourself questions you can't answer. ↗

— Charles M. Schulz

#funny-but-true #funny

I'm dying and all I hear are insults! ↗

— Charles M. Schulz

#life

Sometimes I feel that life has passed me by... Do you ever feel that way, Charlie Brown?" "I feel that it has knocked me down and walked all over me! ↗

— Charles M. Schulz

#life

A beep on the nose is a sign of great affection ↗

— Charles M. Schulz

#christmas

If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself. ↗

— Charles M. Schulz

#each #generation #gift #given #himself

Only in math can you buy sixty cantaloupes and no one asks what the hell is wrong with you. ↗

— Charles M. Schulz

#snoopy #humor

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. ↗

— Charles M. Schulz

#like #love #nothing #out #peanut