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    Charles Farrar Browne

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    I am not a politician, and my other habits air good. ↗


    — Charles Farrar Browne

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    I have already given two cousins to the war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife's brother. ↗


    — Charles Farrar Browne

    #brother #cousins #given #i #ready

    I'm not a politician and my other habits are good. ↗


    — Charles Farrar Browne

    #habits #i #other #politician

    Let us all be happy, and live within our means, even if we have to borrow the money to do it with. ↗


    — Charles Farrar Browne

    #borrow #even #happy #let us #live

    My wife is one of the best wimin on this Continent, altho' she isn't always gentle as a lamb with mint sauce. ↗


    — Charles Farrar Browne

    #best #continent #gentle #lamb #mint

    They drink with impunity, or anybody who invites them. ↗


    — Charles Farrar Browne

    #drink #impunity #invites #them #who

    Why is this thus? What is the reason for this thusness? ↗


    — Charles Farrar Browne

    #thus #why






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    In 1866 Ward visited England where he became exceedingly popular both as a lecturer and as a contributor to Punch. External links
    Works by Charles Farrar Browne at Project Gutenberg
    Works by Artemus Ward
    Additional photos from the Maine Historical Society
    3 short radio episodes of Ward's writing from California Legacy Project. Ward is also said to have inspired Mark Twain when Ward performed in Virginia City Nevada.

    See also Artemas Ward (disambiguation)
    Charles Farrar Browne (April 26 1834 – March 6 1867) was a United States humor writer better known under his nom de plume Artemus Ward. At birth his surname was "Brown.

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