Charlaine Harris

Everyone thinks I'm crazy, you know, because I can't tell them the truth; which is, that I'm driven crazy by all these thoughts, all these heads. ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#humor #sookie-stackhouse #true-blood #humor

And since I’m going to be in the neighborhood, you thought I might do as an escort? To an orgy? ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#sookie-stackhouse #svm #true-blood #sookie-stackhouse

Better to be screwed physically than financially. ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#sookie-stackhouse

i hate not knowing what i did." _Eric ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#eric-northman #sookie-stackhouse

i was momentarily sidetracked by the vision of Eric herding a cow into a trailer and driving it to the shoulder of the the interstate and shooing it into the trees. ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#sookie-stackhouse #true-blood #sookie-stackhouse

Once again, I had that feeling of drowning when I hadn’t even known I was in the pool ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#dead-and-gone #sookie-stackhouse #sookie-stackhouse

Don’t go looking for trouble; it’s already looking for you. ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#sookie-stackhouse

No, I like you alive and warm and wiggling. ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#sookie-stackhouse #sookie-stackhouse

Most humans were on one big island, to the fairies, and that island was adrift on a sea called I Totally Don’t Care. ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#humor

Men! Dead or alive, they could be exactly the same. ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#men