Charlaine Harris

Here’s to books, the cheapest vacation you can buy. ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#books

You are speaking of my future lover. Be more respectful. ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#humor #romance #sookie-stackhouse #true-blood #humor

If there were an international butt competition, Eric would win, hands down—or cheeks up. ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#sookie-eric #funny

It's probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he's absolutely lethal. ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#humor #relationships #vampire #dating

Sookie, my little bullet-sucker" Eric, my big bullshitter ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#dead

Vampires should never say Uh-Oh!! ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#vampire

I don't like having feelings," Eric said coldly, and he left. That was a tough exit line to top. ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#sookie-eric #sookie-stackhouse #dead

My bullshit meter is reading that as 'false'. ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#truth #dead

Vampires. They wrote the book on possessive. ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#sookie-eric #funny

You trust me?" Eric sounded surprised. "Yes." "That's . . . crazy, Sookie. ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#sookie-eric #trust