Cathy Guisewite

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. ↗

— Cathy Guisewite

#funny #lemons #funny

Because the majority of my readers are women, I feel that one public service I can provide to them is to spread the message of regular mammograms and early detection within the strip. ↗

— Cathy Guisewite

#detection #early #feel #i #i can

Animal welfare issues have always been important to me. ↗

— Cathy Guisewite

#animal #been #important #issues #me

I'm lucky that my real-life Mom has both a great sense of humor about herself and an amazing ability to slip into complete denial if the subject matter gets a little too close to home. ↗

— Cathy Guisewite

#about #amazing #both #close #complete

I'm married, which means that instead of occasionally wondering about men from afar, I actually live with one and can be constantly astounded by the strange male brain. ↗

— Cathy Guisewite

#actually #afar #astounded #brain #constantly

The biggest change in my life is that I now have to apologize for being thin. ↗

— Cathy Guisewite

#being #biggest #biggest change #change #i

Every time I get something under control in my own life, the world provides more material. ↗

— Cathy Guisewite

#every #every time #get #i #life

Cartooning is a wonderful career, and I'd like more women to get to have it. I can't think of any reason why we won't see more syndicated female cartoonists in the future. ↗

— Cathy Guisewite

#career #cartooning #cartoonists #female #future

I had such a close relationship with my dog, and my dog so filled the need in my life to have children that I just wanted Cathy to have that experience. ↗

— Cathy Guisewite

#children #close #close relationship #dog #experience

Defy your own group. Rebel against yourself. ↗

— Cathy Guisewite

#against #defy #group #own #rebel