Cary Grant

My formula for life is very simple: in the morning, wake up; at night, go to sleep. In between I try and occupy myself as best I can. ↗

— Cary Grant

#life #humor

Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops. ↗

— Cary Grant

#insanity #practically #runs

I pretended to be somebody I wanted to be until finally I became that person. Or he became me. ↗

— Cary Grant

#finally #i #me #person #pretended

I think that making love is the best form of exercise. ↗

— Cary Grant

#exercise #form #i #i think #love

Ah, beware of snobbery; it is the unwelcome recognition of one's own past failings. ↗

— Cary Grant

#beware #failings #own #past #recognition

When people tell you how young you look, they are telling you how old you are. ↗

— Cary Grant

#look #old #people #tell #telling

We have our factory, which is called a stage. We make a product, we color it, we title it and we ship it out in cans. ↗

— Cary Grant

#cans #color #factory #make #our

My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can. ↗

— Cary Grant

#bed #best #between #formula #get

Everyone wants to be Cary Grant. Even I want to be Cary Grant. ↗

— Cary Grant

#cary grant #even #everyone #grant #i

To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it. ↗

— Cary Grant

#her #opposite #opposite sex #sex #she