Carol Burnett

No one ever said life was fair. Just Eventful. ↗

— Carol Burnett

#inspirational #humor

Comedy is tragedy plus time. ↗

— Carol Burnett

#plus #time #tragedy

When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go. ↗

— Carol Burnett

#go #got #grab #let go #never

I wish my mother had left me something about how she felt growing up. I wish my grandmother had done the same. I wanted my girls to know me. ↗

— Carol Burnett

#about #done #felt #grandmother #growing

It's also selfish because it makes you feel good when you help others. I've been helped by acts of kindness from strangers. That's why we're here, after all, to help others. ↗

— Carol Burnett

#after #also #because #been #feel

Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me. ↗

— Carol Burnett

#i #i can #life #me #my life

Adolescence is just one big walking pimple. ↗

— Carol Burnett

#adolescence #big #just #just one #pimple

But I don't begrudge anybody, because I know how hard it is to have that dream and to make it happen, whether or not it's just to put a roof over your head and food on the table. ↗

— Carol Burnett

#because #dream #food #happen #hard

My interesting diet tips are eat early and don't nosh between meals. I mean, I can pack it away. ↗

— Carol Burnett

#between #diet #early #eat #i

Because nobody goes through life without a scar. ↗

— Carol Burnett

#goes #life #nobody #scar #through