Calvin Trillin

Getting a tattoo would probably make me cry. ↗

— Calvin Trillin

#getting #make #me #probably #tattoo

I do remember in high school I wanted to be a disc jockey. ↗

— Calvin Trillin

#high #high school #i #i do #jockey

I don't cook. I don't know anything about food. I've never reviewed a restaurant. ↗

— Calvin Trillin

#anything #cook #food #i #know

I don't mind being interviewed on television or radio. ↗

— Calvin Trillin

#i #interviewed #mind #radio #television

I don't think I've ever read a food piece or a food book. ↗

— Calvin Trillin

#ever #food #i #piece #read

I'm more disturbed when people expect me to be serious. ↗

— Calvin Trillin

#expect #i #me #more #people

I've always thought that parallel parking was my main talent. ↗

— Calvin Trillin

#i #main #parallel #parking #talent

I've written three books you could think of as memoirs. ↗

— Calvin Trillin

#could #i #memoirs #think #three

If it's inappropriate to write about, if there's nothing funny about it, then it's not funny. ↗

— Calvin Trillin

#funny #inappropriate #nothing #then #write

The food in such places is so tasteless because the members associate spices and garlic with just the sort of people they're trying to keep out. ↗

— Calvin Trillin

#because #food #garlic #just #keep