Bob Newhart

I was never a Certified Public Accountant. I just had a degree in accounting. It would require passing a test, which I would not have been able to do. ↗

— Bob Newhart

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I'm most proud of the longevity of my marriage, my kids, and my grandchildren. If you don't have that, you really don't have very much. ↗

— Bob Newhart

#i #kids #longevity #marriage #most

I think you should be a child for as long as you can. I have been successful for 74 years being able to do that. Don't rush into adulthood, it isn't all that much fun. ↗

— Bob Newhart

#adulthood #been #being #child #fun

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. ↗

— Bob Newhart

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Comedians are never really on vacation because you're always at attention... that antenna is always out there. ↗

— Bob Newhart

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It's getting harder and harder to differentiate between schizophrenics and people talking on a cell phone. It still brings me up short to walk by somebody who appears to be talking to themselves. ↗

— Bob Newhart

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All comedians are, in a way, anarchists. Our job is to make fun of the existing world. ↗

— Bob Newhart

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All I can say about life is, 'Oh God, enjoy it!' ↗

— Bob Newhart

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Don't be silly and don't waste your time. ↗

— Bob Newhart

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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'. ↗

— Bob Newhart

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