Bob Hope

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction. ↗

— Bob Hope

#direction #forty #help #i #said

Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong. ↗

— Bob Hope

#crime #make #only #rites #two

I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar! ↗

— Bob Hope

#bar #gets #hotter #i #like

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there. ↗

— Bob Hope

#been #course #i #myself #place

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood. ↗

— Bob Hope

#england #even #hollywood

When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in. ↗

— Bob Hope

#asked #benny #both #his #jack

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that. ↗

— Bob Hope

#like #rich #swing #you

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? ↗

— Bob Hope

#ever #good #heard #heart #humor

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. ↗

— Bob Hope

#go #i #i love #love #money

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. ↗

— Bob Hope

#bank #lend #need #place #prove