Bob Hope

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it. ↗

— Bob Hope

#country #egg #i #lay

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality. ↗

— Bob Hope

#blow #hate #hereafter #i #i do

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. ↗

— Bob Hope

#chicken #israel #only #soup #the only thing

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it. ↗

— Bob Hope

#never #stop #take #time #tired

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. ↗

— Bob Hope

#cake #candles #cost #getting #getting old

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. ↗

— Bob Hope

#i #liberty #make-up #people #restoring

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued. ↗

— Bob Hope

#kids #like #mine #wonderful

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off. ↗

— Bob Hope

#bad #bad news #coming #good #good news

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. ↗

— Bob Hope

#apart #dogs #fast #miles #siberia

I have too much money invested in sweaters. ↗

— Bob Hope

#invested #money #much #sweaters #too