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    Billy Mays

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    Broken! Busted! Everybody has something to repair. Before buying new, let Mighty Putty fix it for you. ↗


    — Billy Mays

    #broken #busted #buying #everybody #fix

    You know what, rip me off once, shame on me. But twice? I'm coming after you and taking back what's mine. ↗


    — Billy Mays

    #back #coming #i #know #me

    Life's a pitch, then you buy. ↗


    — Billy Mays

    #life #pitch #then #you

    Long live your laundry! ↗


    — Billy Mays

    #live #long #your

    Before you throw it away, let Mighty Mendit save the day. ↗


    — Billy Mays

    #before #day #mighty #save #throw

    Hi, Billy Mays here for... ↗


    — Billy Mays

    #here #hi #mays

    I don't take on a product unless I believe in it. I use everything that I sell. ↗


    — Billy Mays

    #everything #i #i believe #i believe in #product

    I enjoy what I do. I think it shows. ↗


    — Billy Mays

    #i #i do #i think #shows #think

    I love beautiful wood. ↗


    — Billy Mays

    #i #i love #love #wood

    Is it demonstratable? Does it have that wow factor? Is it easy to use? Is it priced right? ↗


    — Billy Mays

    #easy #factor #priced #right #use






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    Did you know about Billy Mays?

    J. Mays's son Billy Mays III a self-proclaimed South Park fan said he loved "Dead Celebrities" and found its portrayal of his father to be both tasteful and respectful.

    (July 20 1958 – June 28 2009) was an American television direct-response advertisement salesperson most notable for promoting OxiClean Orange Glo Kaboom and other cleaning home-based and maintenance products on the Home Shopping Network and through his company Mays Promotions Inc. He and his business partner Anthony Sullivan were also featured on PitchMen a TV series that documented their work.

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