Bill Watterson

Calvin: Why are you crying mom? Mom: I'm cutting up an onion. Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#humor #humor

Careful. We don't want to learn from this. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#humor

CALVIN: When I grow up I want to be an inventor. First I will invent a time machine. Then I'll come back to yesterday and take myself to tomorrow and skip this dumb assignment. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#life

CALVIN: As usual goodness hardly puts up a fight. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#life

The problem about the future is that it keeps turning into the present. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#problems

Years from now, when I'm successful and happy, ...and he's in prison... I hope I'm not too mature to gloat. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#humor #humor

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#getting #inch #like #lottery #snow

To invent your own life's meaning is not easy, but it's still allowed, and I think you'll be happier for the trouble. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#life #meaning #wisdom #inspirational

The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure poor reasoning and inhibit clarity. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#poor

I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian! ↗

— Bill Watterson

#dessert #humor #humor