Bill Watterson

Calvin : There's no problem so awful, that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#guilt #problems

Girls are like slugs—they probably serve some purpose, but it's hard to imagine what. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#humor

If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#control #expect #life #peanut #peanut butter

Every time I've built character, I've regretted it. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#humor

I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#humor

Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success, flat stretches of boring routine and valleys of frustration and failure. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#life

I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#cereal #eat #i #milk #purple

If you can't win by reason, go for volume. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#humor #loudness #reason #humor

What state do you live in? Denial. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#humor #humor

I've been thinking Hobbes" "On a weekend?" "Well, it wasn't on purpose ↗

— Bill Watterson

#purpose