Bill Watterson

I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin ↗

— Bill Watterson

#calvin #calvin-and-hobbes #funny #song #funny

If you do the job badly enough, sometimes you don't get asked to do it again. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#work #humor

Like delicate lace, So the threads intertwine, Oh, gossamer web Of wond'rous design! Such beauty and grace Wild nature produces... Ughh, look at the spider Suck out that bug's juices! ↗

— Bill Watterson

#poetry #spiders #spiderweb #beauty

You must read Calvin and Hobbes books!!! Any of them are great, but my favorite is C/H And the (look down) ↗

— Bill Watterson

#funny

You know, maybe we don't need enemies." "Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#enemies-and-friends #friends #friendship #humor #friendship

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#grow #grow up #idea #like #no idea

I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#interesting #laugh #laugh track #life #more

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#elsewhere #exists #i #i think #intelligent

The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog! ↗

— Bill Watterson

#fog #ideas #impenetrable #inflate #inhibit

A real job is a job you hate. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#job #real #real job #you