Bill Maher

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him? ↗

— Bill Maher

#big #ego #face #god #him

The tea baggers. The one thing they hate is when you call them racist. The other thing they hate is black people. But they won't say it. ↗

— Bill Maher

#call #hate #one thing #other #people

We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities. ↗

— Bill Maher

#bill of rights #need #responsibilities #rights

I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again. ↗

— Bill Maher

#capital #capital punishment #every #great #i

What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country. ↗

— Bill Maher

#country #democratic #republican #their #women

We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly. ↗

— Bill Maher

#airplane #away #been #building #cowardly

Curious people are intersting people, I wonder why that is. ↗

— Bill Maher

#i #i wonder #people #why #wonder

Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex. ↗

— Bill Maher

#kids #penalty #sex #some

Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade? ↗

— Bill Maher

#burglar #him #home #into #restraint

Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don't need. ↗

— Bill Maher

#bureaucracy #god #i #man #me