Bill Maher

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash. ↗

— Bill Maher

#environmental-disaster #environmentalism #humour #renewable-energy #environmentalism

The true axis of evil in America is the brilliance of our marketing combined with the stupidity of our people. ↗

— Bill Maher

#marketing

I find that the world is changing much, much faster than I can even bitch about it. ↗

— Bill Maher

#humor #politics #society #change

you know... there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time.... husband!!! ↗

— Bill Maher

#humor

If it weren't for acid, you might not have an IPod, and you definitely would not have some of the best music in your IPod. ↗

— Bill Maher

#genius #music

You know, if you're an American and you're born at this time in history especially, you're lucky. We all are. We won the world history Powerball lottery. ↗

— Bill Maher

#humor #luck #humor

You would think there is a higher bar than having a Facebook page to run for president. ↗

— Bill Maher

#sarah-palin #humor

Obama is not a secret Kenyon, or a secret Muslim, he's a secret Republican. ↗

— Bill Maher

#politics #president-obama #humor

Republicans are taking the defeat over Health Care as well as Tiger Woods took to marriage. ↗

— Bill Maher

#republicans #tiger-woods #marriage

If we stopped calling it profiling and started calling it "proactive intelligence screening" or "high alert detecting", people would be saying "Well, it's about time". ↗

— Bill Maher

#terrorism #intelligence