Bill Cosby

Old is always fifteen years from now. ↗

— Bill Cosby

#fifteen #now #old #teen years #years

That's why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping. ↗

— Bill Cosby

#humor #humor

The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods. ↗

— Bill Cosby

#gift #gods #happen #heart #marriage

When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first? ↗

— Bill Cosby

#humor #dreams

I'm not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it, I don't know when I lost it, I don't really think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job...and I don't want it! ↗

— Bill Cosby

#family-relationship #family-relationships #fatherhood #fathers #leaders

You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any. ↗

— Bill Cosby

#always #any #children #had #know

The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is now. ↗

— Bill Cosby

#ever #future #ghost #now #past

That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the Vatican has overlooked. ↗

— Bill Cosby

#couples #day #live #married #married couples

Raising children is an incredibly hard and risky business in which no cumulative wisdom is gained: each generation repeats the mistakes the previous one made. ↗

— Bill Cosby

#children #cumulative #each #gained #generation

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God. ↗

— Bill Cosby

#because #funny #future #god #hope