Bill Cosby

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everyone. ↗

— Bill Cosby

#inspirational

A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice. ↗

— Bill Cosby

#funny

In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure. ↗

— Bill Cosby

#desire #failure #fear #greater #order

Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice. ↗

— Bill Cosby

#deeper #hear #think #voice #want

The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now. ↗

— Bill Cosby

#future #ghost #past #present #time

Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet. ↗

— Bill Cosby

#justice #not interested #parents #peace #peace and quiet

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry. ↗

— Bill Cosby

#always #carry #child #end #name

I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time. ↗

— Bill Cosby

#good #good idea #guess #had #i

No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal. ↗

— Bill Cosby

#always #behavior #bizarre #calmly #eventually

And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl. ↗

— Bill Cosby

#humor