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Read through the most famous quotes from Bill Copeland
Life is a free circus. All you have to do is pay attention. ↗
— Bill Copeland
#humor
The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score. ↗
#life #life
The man who rows the boat seldom has time to rock it. ↗
#man #rock #rows #seldom #time
When you stretch the truth, watch out for the snapback. ↗
#stretch #truth #watch #you
Try to be like the turtle - at ease in your own shell. ↗
#ease #like #own #shell #try
After all is said and done, sit down. ↗
#done #down #said #sit
Before deciding to retire, stay home for a week and watch the daytime TV shows. ↗
#daytime #deciding #home #retire #shows
How strange to use "You only live once" as an excuse to throw it away. ↗
#excuse #how #live #once #only
Not only is women's work never done, the definition keeps changing. ↗
#changing #definition #done #keeps #never