Bette Midler

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? ↗

— Bette Midler

#come #how #many #natural #phenomenon

I celebrate everyone's religious holidays. if it's good enough for the righteous, it's good enough for the self-righteous, I always say. ↗

— Bette Midler

#celebrate #enough #everyone #good #holidays

I made a pact with myself a long time ago: Never watch anything stupider than you. It's helped me a lot. ↗

— Bette Midler

#anything #helped #i #long #long time

I never know how much of what I say is true. ↗

— Bette Midler

#i #know #much #never #say

After thirty, a body has a mind of its own. ↗

— Bette Midler

#after #body #mind #own #thirty

Rap is poetry set to music. But to me it's like a jackhammer. ↗

— Bette Midler

#me #music #poetry #rap #set

Writing a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around the country and sweat like a horse five nights a week. ↗

— Bette Midler

#book #country #five #haul #horse

I feel like a million tonight - but one at a time. ↗

— Bette Midler

#i #i feel #i feel like #like #million

I hope to keep entertaining in some way until I can't physically entertain any longer. It's what I was born to do, and I love this profession. ↗

— Bette Midler

#born #entertain #entertaining #hope #i

I sometimes think I should go back to school to learn French and music, but who would have me? ↗

— Bette Midler

#back to school #french #go #i #learn