Bert Kalmar

Don't look now but there's one man too many in this room and I think it's you! ↗

— Bert Kalmar

#i think #look #man #many #now

I'll see you at the theater tonight. I'll hold your seat til you get there. After that you're on your own. ↗

— Bert Kalmar

#get #hold #i #own #seat

I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it! ↗

— Bert Kalmar

#club #good #good mind #got #head

You know you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle! ↗

— Bert Kalmar

#came #haven #here #i #i came