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Bernard Meltzer

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A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.


— Bernard Meltzer


#cracked #egg #even #friend #knows

Happiness is like a kiss. You must share it to enjoy it.


— Bernard Meltzer


#enjoy #kiss #like #must #share

Before you speak ask yourself if what you are going to say is true, is kind, is necessary, is helpful. If the answer is no, maybe what you are about to say should be left unsaid.


— Bernard Meltzer


#answer #ask #before #going #helpful

Blessed are those who give without remembering. And blessed are those who take without forgetting.


— Bernard Meltzer


#forgetting #give #remembering #take #those

We may give without loving, but we cannot love without giving.


— Bernard Meltzer


#cannot #give #giving #loving #may

Use those talents you have. You will make it. You will give joy to the world. Take this tip from nature: The woods would be a very silent place if no birds sang except those who sang best.


— Bernard Meltzer


#birds #except #give #joy #make

If you have learned how to disagree without being disagreeable, then you have discovered the secrete of getting along - whether it be business, family relations, or life itself.


— Bernard Meltzer


#being #business #disagree #disagreeable #discovered

If you want to be original just try being yourself, because God has never made two people exactly alike.


— Bernard Meltzer


#be original #because #being #being yourself #exactly

You can make more friends in two months by becoming really interested in other people, than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you.


— Bernard Meltzer


#friends #get #interested #make #months

When you forgive, you in no way change the past - but you sure do change the future.


— Bernard Meltzer


#change #forgive #future #past #sure






About Bernard Meltzer






Did you know about Bernard Meltzer?

His show at one time held the highest ratings among adults in his time slot. His favorite saying was: "Courts are made for judges and lawyers". Segments were often bracketed by Meltzer delivering aphorisms or reciting moralizing poetry ("What shall we do with grandma now that Bernard Meltzer's old and gray?") in his distinctive smooth soothing quiet voice.

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