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    Benny Hill

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    Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect. ↗


    — Benny Hill

    #complains #just #just because #mean #nobody

    Do unto others, then run. ↗


    — Benny Hill

    #others #run #then #unto

    Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand. ↗


    — Benny Hill

    #like #pianos #upright

    I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be. ↗


    — Benny Hill

    #half #i #like #naked #often

    The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb. ↗


    — Benny Hill

    #being #bomb #bombs #cut #fly

    Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe. ↗


    — Benny Hill

    #could #damned #hardly #hers #hot

    That's what show business is, sincere insincerity. ↗


    — Benny Hill

    #insincerity #show #show business #sincere






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    Hill's cause of death was recorded as coronary thrombosis. The responses and results demonstrated that none of the sample of viewers took offence at any of the sketches shown.

    Alfred Hawthorne Hill better known by his stage name Benny Hill (21 January 1924 – 20 April 1992) was an English comedian and actor notable for his long-running television programme The Benny Hill Show.

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