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Aziz Ansari

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Do It Under the Influence Yourself! That's what we're shooting for! Get drunk and make your dreams come true.


— Aziz Ansari


#dreams #drunk #get #influence #make

One of the big things I miss about New York is not my friends so much; it's Shake Shack, the burger place. I miss Shake Shack.


— Aziz Ansari


#big #big things #burger #friends #i

A lot of people my age think stand up sucks.


— Aziz Ansari


#lot #people #stand #stand up #sucks

For the majority of the time, I may as well have been just a really tan white kid. You know, I may as well have just been, like, a fat kid.


— Aziz Ansari


#fat #i #just #kid #know

I was 18 when I started. I was hanging out with some friends and they asked if I had tried stand-up before. I hadn't, but I thought: 'What the hell?' So I went to an open mic night, and I liked it.


— Aziz Ansari


#before #friends #had #hadn #hanging

I was a dishwasher at one of those Japanese places that cook on your table. Not too fun.


— Aziz Ansari


#dishwasher #fun #i #japanese #places

I'm kind of obsessed with food. I like to eat.


— Aziz Ansari


#food #i #kind #like #obsessed

Like with Parks and Recreation, it's so much fun because the people writing it are funny and they're open and you just go in there and have a good time. It's pretty much the easiest job I've ever had.


— Aziz Ansari


#easiest #ever #fun #funny #go






About Aziz Ansari

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Did you know about Aziz Ansari?

In 2007 he created and starred in the critically acclaimed MTV sketch comedy show Human Giant which ran for two seasons. He accepted Galifianakis' award for Best Comedic Performance in character as Taavon. "I like talking about things that are going on in my life because that's always going to be different and original" he says.

He stars as Tom Haverford on the NBC show Parks and Recreation. This tour was self released for download on his website in March 2012 and debuted on Comedy Central in May 2012. Aziz Ansari (born February 23 1983) is an American actor and stand-up comedian.

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